Corporate Factotum

I was riding the subway in Seoul one beautiful morning.  I had to shit.  I got off at the next stop and went to the restroom in the subway station. The toilet was a hole in the floor. You had to squat over it and aim at the hole.  I pulled my pants down around my ankles and squatted.  I grabbed the metal railings on either side of me so that I did not fall in. I looked down and realized I was going to shit on my shorts.  It was too early to shit on my clothes.  I unclenched, stood back up and took off my clothes. I was naked in my shoes.  I walked back over to the hole. I resumed my squatting and dropped a giant turd in the hole.